NOW I MET
AN OLD FRIEND IN A BAR
THE OTHER NIGHT
AND HE GOT
A LITTLE DRUNK
AND HE WANTED
TO FIGHT
AND HE JUMPED UP
AND CHALLENGED
EVERY MAN IN THE ROOM
AND JUST ABOUT
THE TIME HE GOT
THE WORDS OUT
AN OLD BOY JUMPED UP
AND CLOSED HIS MOUTH
AND USED HIS HEAD
FOR A MOP
AND HIS BUTT
FOR A BROOM
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
I GUESS IT WAS HIS
FIRST TIME
AN ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT
NOW HE UNDERSTANDS
JUST FINE
HE GOT BENT OUT
OF SHAPE
THEN HE OPENED
HIS MOUTH
AND JUST ONE
APPOINTMENT
STRAIGHTENED HIM
RIGHT OUT
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
OH IT'LL WORK
EVERY TIME
NOW I'VE GOT THIS BIG
OLD BROTHER IN LAW
AND ME AND HIM
JUST NEVER DID
GET ALONG
'CAUSE HE WANTS TO BE
SURE I'M TREATIN'
HIS SISTER RIGHT
HE GOT DRUNK
ONE NIGHT
STARTED BEATIN' ME UP
AND I WENT AND GOT
A TIRE TOOL
OUT OF THE TRUCK
AND LAID HIM OUT
AS COLD
AS A BLOCK OF ICE
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
AND IT'LL WORK
EVERY TIME
AN ATTITUDE
ADJUSTMENT
I MADE HIM
SEE THE LIGHT
NOW HE SAYS
I'M HIS KIND OF MAN
AND HE COMES
AROUND ME WITH HIS
HAT IN HIS HAND
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
I CURED ALL
HIS FAMILY PRIDE
NOW MY GIRLFRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE
AND I SAID DARLIN'
THAT WAS YOUR FIRST
MISTAKE
AND THEN SHE WENT
WILD
AND HER EYES
TURNED RED
SHE STARTED
BREAKING EVERYTHING
AND SCREAMIN' LOUD
AND KICKIN' ME
AND CUSSIN' ME OUT
AND I GAVE HER
A LITTLE ADJUSTMENT
ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
AW SHE LOVES ON ME
ALL THE TIME
JUST AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
SHE'S GOT
A WHOLE NEW
FRAME OF MIND
SHE DON'T NAG
I DON'T BEG
WE GET ALONG
AND LIKE I SAID
JUST AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
AW EVERYTHING'S
JUST FINE
WELL ALMOST
SHE CALLED THE COPS
TO TAKE ME IN
AND I SAID
YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA DO IT FRIENDS
AND THEY JUST SMILED
AND SAID
OH YES WE WILL
NOW A STICK
TO THE HEAD
AND SOME KICKS
TO THE SHINS
AND SEVERAL BITES
BY RIN TIN TIN
AND I COULDN'T WAIT
TO GET INTO THAT JAIL
IT WAS AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
OH I WENT ALONG
PEACEFULLY
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
THEY MADE ME
CLEARLY SEE
'CAUSE MY HEAD
IS BLACK
AND MY LEGS ARE BLUE
AND BOTH KNEE CAPS
ARE BIT CLEAN THROUGH
IT WAS
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
IT MADE MY WHOLE
OUTLOOK
BRAND NEW
JUST AN
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
IT MAKES A WHOLE
OUTLOOK
BRAND NEW
Umm Hmm
YES I UNDERSTAND
JUST FINE
PERFECTLY