ONCE UPON A TIME
GIRL I WAS
JUST LIKE YOU
NEVER LET
MY EXTRA LARGE
LARGESSE SHINE
THROUGH
HAIR WAS BROWN
AND NAPPY
NEVER
HAD NO FUN
I HID UNDER A BUSHEL
WHICH IS EASIER
SAID THAN DONE
THEN ONE DAY
MY GRANDMA
WHO WAS
BIG AND STOUT
SHE SAID YOU GOTTA
LOVE YOURSELF
FROM INSIDE OUT
AND JUST AS SOON
AS I LEARNED
HOW TO STRUT MY
FUNKY STUFF
I FOUND OUT THAT
THE WORLD AT LARGE
CAN'T GET ENOUGH
SO
BRING ON THAT
PECAN PIE
POUR SOME SUGAR ON IT
SUGAR DON'T BE SHY
SCOOP ME UP A MESS
OF THAT
CHOCOLATE SWIRL
DON'T BE STINGY
I'M A GROWING GIRL
I OFFER
BIG LOVE
WITH NO APOLOGY
HOW CAN I DENY
THE WORLD
THE MOST OF ME
I AM NOT AFRAID
TO THROW MY
WEIGHT AROUND
POUND BY POUND
BY POUND
BECAUSE I'M
BIG BLONDE
AND BEAUTIFUL
THERE IS NOTHIN'
'BOUT ME
THAT'S UNSUITABLE
NO ONE WANTS A MEAL
THAT ONLY OFFERS
THE LEAST
WHEN GIRL WE'RE
SERVIN' UP
THE WHOLE DAMN FEAST
SLICE ME OFF A PIECE
OF THAT
HOG HEAD CHEESE
THEN TAKE
A LOOK INSIDE
MY BOOK OF RECIPES
NOW DON'T
YOU SNIFF AROUND
FOR SOMETHING FLUFFY
AND LIGHT
I NEED A
MAN WHO BRINGS
A MAN-SIZE APPETITE
I'LL USE A
PINCH OF SUGAR
AND A DASH OF SPICE
I'LL LET YA LICK
THE SPOON
BECAUSE IT
TASTES SO NICE
I'LL KEEP IT IN
MY OVEN
'TIL IT'S
GOOD AND HOT
KEEP ON STIRRING
TILL IT HITS THE SPOT
HIT IT BABY
BECAUSE I'M
BIG BLONDE
AND BEAUTIFUL
AND EDNA GIRL
YOU'RE LOOKIN' SO
RECRUITABLE
WHY SIT IN THE
BLEACHERS
ALL TIMID AND AFRAID
WHEN EDNA
YOU CAN BE YOUR
OWN PARADE
SO WHAT DO YOU
SAY MAMA
IF YOU SAY I'M
BEAUTIFUL
I GUESS I'M BEAUTIFUL
OKAY I'LL DO IT
LOOK OUT
OLD BALTIMORE
WE'RE MARCHING IN
'AND WE AIN'T
SHUFFLIN'
THROUGH THAT OLD
BACK DOOR
AND TRACY I WILL
JOIN THE FIGHT
IF I CAN KEEP UP
THIS PACE
AND GIRLS I'LL
BE RIGHT AT YOUR SIDE
IF I CAN FIND
SOME SPACE
SO YOU CAN
HOLD YOUR HEAD UP
JUST AS BIG AS
YA PLEASE
YOU KNOW THEY'LL
HEAR ME KNOCKIN'
WITH THE TWO OF THESE
TOMORROW SIDE BY SIDE
WE'LL SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT'S RIGHT
LOOKS LIKE I'M
TOUCHIN' UP
MY ROOTS TONIGHT
TOUCH EM UP BABY
THEN WE'LL BE
BIG BLONDE
AND BEAUTIFUL
IT'S TIME TO FACE
THE FACT
IT'S IRREFUTABLE
CAN'T YA HEAR
THAT RUMBLING
THAT'S OUR HUNGER
TO BE FREE
IT'S TIME
TO FIN'LY TASTE
EQUALITY
ON MOTHER
DAUGHTER DAY
WHERE THIN IS IN
WE'RE WHITE AS WOOL
WELL LADIES BIG
IS BACK
AND AS FOR BLACK IT'S
BEAUTIFUL
ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
FOLLOW ME
LET'S BUST THEIR CHOPS
QUICK CALL THE COPS
WE'RE GONNA DANCE
OUR WAY TO VICTORY
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
TV'S GOT TO INTEGRATE
VICTORY
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
TV'S GOT TO INTEGRATE
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
TV'S GOT TO INTEGRATE
YOU BET I'M BIG
THIS BLOND IS GRAY
TRACY
THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL
BIG BLONDE AND
BEAUTIFUL LEADS
THE WAY
NO ONE'S GETTING ON
TV TODAY