Ask me now
That we're cozy
And clinging
Ha ha well sir
All I can say is
If I were a bell
I'd be ringing
From the moment
We kissed tonight
That's the way
I've just got to
Behave
Boy if I were
A lamp I'd light
And if I were
A banner I'd wave
Ask me how
Do I feel
Little me with my
Quiet upbringing
Well sir
All I can say
Is if I were
A gate
I'd be swinging
And if I were
A watch I'd start
Popping my spring
Or if I
Were a bell
I'd go ding dong
Ding dong ding
Ask me how
Do I feel
From this
Chemistry lesson
I'm learning
Well sir
All I can say
Is if I were
A bridge
I'd be burning
Yes I knew my
Morale would crack
From the wonderful
Way that
You looked
Boy if I were
A duck I'd quack
Or if I were
A goose
I'd be cooked
Ask me how
Do I feel
Ask me now that
We're fondly
Caressing
Pal if I
Were a salad
I'd know I'd be
Splashing my
Dressing
Ask me how to
Describe this whole
Beautiful thing
Well if I
Were a bell
I'd go ding dong
Ding dong ding