I SAW THOSE
BLUE LIGHTS FLASHIN'
OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER
HE WALKED RIGHT UP
AND SAID GET OFF THAT
RIDING MOWER
I SAID SIR
LET ME EXPLAIN
BEFORE YOU
PUT ME IN THE TANK
SHE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY
AND NOW SHE WON'T
DRIVE ME TO DRINK
I NEED A
HONKY-TONK SONG
A COLD COLD BEER
A HARDWOOD FLOOR
A SMOKY ATMOSPHERE
A POCKETFUL OF CHANGE
TO LAST ME
ALL NIGHT LONG
I GOTTA HEAR
OL' HANK A-MOANIN'
A HONKY-TONK SONG
HE DIDN'T SHOW ME
MUCH COMPASSION
WHEN I TRIED TO
WALK THAT LINE
AS HE PUT THOSE
HANDCUFFS ON ME
I SAID GIVE ME
ONE MORE TRY
HE NEVER EVEN
CRACKED A SMILE
WHEN HE THREW ME
IN THE CAR
SO I SAID SIR
IF YOU DON'T MIND
A-WOULD YOU
DROP ME OFF AT A BAR
I NEED A
HONKY-TONK SONG
A COLD COLD BEER
A HARDWOOD FLOOR
SMOKY ATMOSPHERE
A POCKETFUL OF CHANGE
TO LAST ME
ALL NIGHT LONG
I GOTTA HEAR
OL' HANK A-MOANIN'
A HONKY-TONK SONG
I GOTTA HEAR
OL' HANK A-MOANIN'
A HONKY-TONK SONG