Yeah I'm talkin' to you
Yeah don't do that shit
It'll bleed problems
One two three
and I come with the redneck style
'cause you know I'm gettin' paid
by the mile like Avis
I pave this fast save this
everybody smile
and act gracious
See I rob banks I pull pranks
Sometimes I eat franks and knishes
best wishes
I'm vicious
but here I am again like CNN
Delivery my friend
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Yes we bug a lot
and my friends is loud
and then I'm more freaky
than Disco two-thousand
I scream I yell I bark I bite
I'll hit you with an egg
on a hot summer night
I never let the cops
get wind of me
and I never ever ever say die
I never take myself
too seriously
'cause everybody know
fat birds don't fly
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' Criminal
The Fun Lovin' Criminal
Means with the greens
murder on your spleen
Living in a dream
do you know what I mean
Goateed indeed
smart like John Steed
I'll steal your girlie
and I'll steal your weed
I got so much flavor
that I'll always leave you chewin'
And I got so many styles
you be thinkin' I'm from the UN
Broke into the White House
and never got caught
And I'd be Neil Armstrong
if I was an astronaut
I'm always optimistic about
human relations
I got more friends
than my man Peter Gatien
We always fun loving
so don't start bugging
If your girlie comes up
and starts kiss kiss
kissing and hugging
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal
Stick 'em up punk
it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal