I never found a rainbow
Never saw a pot of gold
I lost at dice in Vegas
Every single time that I roll
I've stamped my
daydreams cancelled
And the winter's gettin' cold
Everything happens to me
I've known a lot of ways
But there's something
that I lack
Each time that there's
a breakup
I'm the one who holds
the sack
And when I give my heart away
I always get it back
Everything happens to me
At first my heart thought
you could break
this jinx for me
That love would turn the trick
to end despair
But now I just can't fool this
head that thinks for me
And I've mortgaged all my
castles in the air
Now in the school of life
Well I was lucky just to pass
Now I'm chasing rainbows
with the losers in the class
But how you don't find
rainbows in the bottom
of a bus
Everything happens to me
Telegraphed and phoned
I sent an airmail special too
Your answer was goodbye
And there was even
postage due
I fell in love just once
And then it had to be with you
Everything happens to me