I'm the mother-flippin'
rhymenocerous
My beats are phat
and the birds
are on my back
and I'm horny
If you choose to proceed
you will indeed concede
'cause I hit you
with my flow
the wild rhino stampede
I'm not just wild,
I'm trained, domesticated
I was raised by a rapper
and rhino that dated
And subsequently
procreated
That's how it goes
here's the hip-hop-a-
potamus
the hip hop hippo
They call me the
hip-hop-a-potamus
my lyrics are bottomless
ahem
Sometimes our rhymes
are polite like
"Thank you for dinner
Miss Right, that was
very delicious, goodnight"
Sometimes they're
obscene
like a pornographic dream
NC17 with ladies
in a stream of margarine
Ha ha ha ha ha
yeah
some margarine
They call me the
hip-hop-a-potamus
flows that glow
like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top
of this oesophagus
rocking this Metropolis
I'm not a large water
dwelling mammal
where did you get that
preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that
perchance?
hmm Steve
My rhymes and records
they don't get played
because my records
and rhymes
they don't get made
And if you rap like me
you don't get paid
and if you roll like me
you don't get laid
My rhymes are so potent
that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies
in the area pregnant
Yeah sometimes
my lyrics are sexist
but you lovely bitches
and hoes should know
I'm trying to correct this
Other rappers diss me
say my rhymes are sissy
Why? why? why?
what, why exactly?
what, why?
Be more constructive
with your feedback
please why?, why?
Why? 'cause I rap
about reality
like me and my grandma
drinkin' a cup of tea?
There ain't no party
like my nana's tea party
hey ho
I'm the mother-flippin'
I'm the mother-flippin'
I'm the mother-flippin'
Who's the mother-flippin'?
I'm the mother-flippin'
I'm the mother-flippin'
I'm the mother-flippin'
Mother-flippin'