The words are so familiar
All the same greats
the same mistakes
It doesn't have to
be like this
If you don't make
a friend now
One might make you
So learn the gentle art of
making enemies
Don't you look so surprised
Happy birthday fucker
You blow that candle out
We're gonna kick you
kick you
Don't say you're not
because you are
Don't say you're not
because you are
History tells us that you are
History tells us that you are
And all you need is
just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very
best excuse
I never felt this much alive
I never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come
So wear the hat
and do the dance
and let the suit
keep wearing you
This year you'll
sit and take it
And you will like it
It's the gentle art of
making enemies
I deserve a reward
'Cause I'm the best fuck
that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole
You may never see
the light again
There's always an easy way out
There's always an easy way out
You need something
wet in your mouth
You need something
wet in your mouth
And all you need is
just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
You put up one hell of a fight
Well I wanna hear your very
best excuse
I never felt this much alive
I never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never felt this much alive
I never felt
never this much alive