I'M BEGINNING
FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD
RAP GOD
ALL MY PEOPLE FROM
FRONT TO THE BACK NOD
BACK NOD
NOW WHO THINKS THEIR ARMS
ARE LONG ENOUGH TO SLAP BOX
SLAP BOX
THEY SAID I RAP LIKE A ROBOT
SO CALL ME RAPBOT
BUT FOR ME TO RAP
LIKE A COMPUTER
IT MUST BE IN MY GENES
I GOT A LAPTOP
IN MY BACK POCKET
MY PEN'LL GO OFF
WHEN I HALF-COCK IT
GOT A FAT KNOT
FROM THAT RAP PROFIT
MADE A LIVING AND
A KILLING OFF IT
EVER SINCE BILL CLINTON
WAS STILL IN OFFICE WITH
MONICA LEWINSKY
FEELING ON HIS **** SACK
I'M AN MC STILL AS HONEST
BUT AS RUDE AND AS
INDECENT AS ALL ****
SYLLABLES KILL-A-HOLIC
THIS FLIPPITY DIPPITY
HIPPITY HIP HOP
YOU DON'T REALLY
WANNA GET INTO A
PISSING MATCH WITH
THIS RAPPITY BRAT
PACKING A MAC IN
THE BACK OF THE
AC PACK BACKPACK
RAP YEP YACKIDY-YAC
AND AT THE EXACT
TIME I ATTEMPT THESE
LYRICAL ACROBAT STUNTS WHILE
I'M PRACTICING THAT I'LL STILL
BE ABLE TO BREAK A **** TABLE OVER
THE BACK OF A COUPLE OF **** AND
CRACK IT IN HALF ONLY REALIZED IT WAS
IRONIC I WAS SIGNED TO
AFTERMATH AFTER THE FACT
HOW COULD I NOT
BLOW ALL I DO IS DROP F-BOMBS
FEEL MY WRATH OF ATTACK
RAPPERS ARE HAVING A ROUGH TIME
PERIOD
HERE'S A MAXIPAD IT'S ACTUALLY
DISASTROUSLY BAD
FOR THE WACK WHILE
I'M MASTERFULLY CONSTRUCTING
THIS MASTERPIECE AS
I'M BEGINNING TO
FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD
RAP GOD
ALL MY PEOPLE FROM
FRONT TO THE
BACK NOD
BACK NOD
NOW WHO THINKS
THEIR ARMS ARE
LONG ENOUGH
TO SLAPBOX
SLAPBOX
LET ME SHOW YOU
MAINTAINING THIS
**** AIN'T THAT HARD
THAT HARD
EVERYBODY WANT
THE KEY AND
THE SECRET TO
RAP IMMORTALITY
LIKE I HAVE GOT
WELL TO BE TRUTHFUL
THE BLUEPRINT'S SIMPLY RAGE
AND YOUTHFUL EXUBERANCE
EVERYBODY LOVES TO ROOT
FOR A NUISANCE
HIT THE EARTH LIKE AN ASTEROID
DID NOTHING BUT SHOOT FOR
THE MOON SINCE MC'S GET TAKEN
TO SCHOOL WITH THIS MUSIC
'CAUSE I USE IT AS A VEHICLE TO
BUST A RHYME NOW I LEAD A NEW
SCHOOL FULL OF STUDENTS
ME I'M A PRODUCT OF RAKIM
LAKIM SHABAZZ 2-PACN'
W.A CUBE HEY DOC
REN YELLA EAZY THANK YOU
THEY GOT SLIM
INSPIRED ENOUGH TO
ONE DAY GROW UP
BLOW UP AND BE IN A POSITION
TO MEET RUN DMC AND
INDUCT THEM INTO THE ****
ROCK N' ROLL HALL OF FAME
EVEN THOUGH
I WALK IN THE CHURCH
AND BURST IN A BALL OF FLAMES
ONLY HALL OF FAME I BE
INDUCTED IN IS THE
ALCOHOL OF FAME
ON THE WALL OF SHAME
YOU **** THINK IT'S ALL A GAME
'TIL I WALK A FLOCK OF FLAMES
OFF A PLANKING TELL ME WHAT
IN THE **** ARE YOU THINKING
LITTLE GAY LOOKING BOY
SO GAY I CAN BARELY
SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
LOOKING BOY YOU WITNESSING
A MASSACRE LIKE YOU WATCHING
A CHURCH GATHERING TAKE PLACE
LOOKING BOY
OY VEY THAT BOY'S GAY
THAT'S ALL THEY SAY LOOKING BOY
YOU GET A THUMBS UP PAT ON
THE BACK AND A WAY TO GO
FROM YOUR LABEL EVERYDAY
LOOKING BOY HEY LOOKING BOY
WHAT YOU SAY LOOKING BOY
I GOT A **** YEAH FROM DRE
LOOKING BOY I'MMA WORK FOR
EVERYTHING I HAVE NEVER ASK
NOBODY FOR **** GET OUTTA
MY FACE LOOKING BOY
BASICALLY BOY YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BE CAPABLE TO KEEP UP
WITH THE SAME PACE LOOKIN' BOY
'CAUSE I'M BEGINNING TO
FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD
RAP GOD
ALL MY PEOPLE FROM
THE FRONT TO THE
BACK NOD
BACK NOD
THE WAY I'M RACING
AROUND THE TRACK
CALL ME NASCAR
NASCAR
DALE EARNHARDT OF THE
TRAILER PARK THE WHITE TRASH
GOD
KNEEL BEFORE GENERAL ZOD
THIS PLANET'S KRYPTON NO
ASGARD ASGARD
SO YOU BE THOR AND I'LL BE ODIN
YOU RODENT I'M OMNIPOTENT
LET OFF THEN I'M RELOADING
IMMEDIATELY WITH THESE BOMBS
I'M TOTING AND I SHOULD NOT
BE WOKEN I'M THE WALKING
DEAD BUT I'M JUST A TALKIN' HEAD
A ZOMBIE FLOATING BUT I GOT
YOUR MOM THROATING
I'M OUT MY RAMEN NOODLE
WE HAVE NOTHING IN
COMMON POODLE
I'M A DOBERMAN PINCH YOURSELF
IN THE ARM AND PAY HOMAGE PUPIL
IT'S ME MY HONESTY'S
BRUTAL BUT IT'S HONESTLY
FUTILE IF I DON'T UTILIZE WHAT
I DO THOUGH FOR GOOD AT LEAST
ONCE IN A WHILE SO I WANNA MAKE
SURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS CHICKEN
SCRATCH I SCRIBBLE AND DOODLE
ENOUGH RHYMES TO MAYBE TRY
AND HELP GET SOME PEOPLE
THROUGH TOUGH TIMES
BUT I GOTTA KEEP A FEW PUNCHLINES
JUST IN CASE 'CAUSE EVEN YOU
UNSIGNED RAPPERS ARE HUNGRY
LOOKING AT ME LIKE IT'S LUNCHTIME
I KNOW THERE WAS A TIME WHERE ONCE
I WAS KING OF THE UNDERGROUND BUT
I STILL RAP LIKE I'M ON MY PHAROAHE
MONCH GRIND SO I CRUNCH RHYMES
BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU COMBINE
APPEAL WITH THE SKIN COLOR OF MINE
YOU GET TOO BIG AND HERE THEY
COME TRYING TO CENSOR YOU
LIKE THAT ONE LINE I SAID ON I'M
BACK FROM THE MARSHALL MATHERS LP
ONE WHERE I TRIED TO SAY
I TAKE SEVEN KIDS FROM COLUMBINE
PUT 'EM ALL IN A LINE ADD AN AK-47
A REVOLVER AND A NINE
SEE IF I GET AWAY WITH IT NOW THAT
I AIN'T AS BIG AS I WAS BUT I'VE
MORPHED INTO AN IMMORTAL
COMING THROUGH THE PORTAL
YOU'RE STUCK IN A TIMEWARP
FROM TWO THOUSAND FOUR
THOUGH AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE **** THAT YOU RHYME FOR
YOU'RE POINTLESS AS RAPUNZEL WITH
**** CORNROWS YOU WRITE NORMAL
**** BEING NORMAL AND I JUST BOUGHT
A NEW RAYGUN FROM THE FUTURE
TO JUST COME AND SHOOT
YOU LIKE WHEN FABOLOUS
MADE RAY J MAD 'CAUSE FAB SAID
HE LOOKED LIKE A **** AT MAYWEATHER'S PAD
SINGING TO A MAN WHILE THEY PLAYED
PIANO MAN OH MAN THAT WAS
A TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN SPECIAL ON THE
CABLE CHANNEL SO RAY J WENT
STRAIGHT TO THE RADIO STATION
THE VERY NEXT DAY HEY FAB
I'MMA KILL YOU LYRICS COMING
AT YOU AT SUPERSONIC SPEED
UH SAMA LAMAA DUMA LAMAA YOU
ASSUMING I'M A HUMAN
WHAT I GOTTA DO TO
GET IT THROUGH TO
YOU I'M SUPERHUMAN
INNOVATIVE AND I'M MADE OF RUBBER
SO THAT ANYTHING YOU SAYING
RICOCHETING OFF OF ME AND IT'LL
GLUE TO YOU I'M NEVER STATING
MORE THAN NEVER DEMONSTRATING
HOW TO GIVE A **** AUDIENCE A
FEELING LIKE IT'S LEVITATING
NEVER FADING AND I KNOW THAT THE
HATERS ARE FOREVER WAITING
FOR THE DAY THAT THEY CAN SAY I
FELL OFF THEY'D BE CELEBRATING
'CAUSE I KNOW THE WAY TO GET 'EM
MOTIVATED I MAKE ELEVATING MUSIC
YOU MAKE ELEVATOR MUSIC OH
HE'S TOO MAINSTREAM
WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WHEN
THEY GET JEALOUS THEY CONFUSE IT
IT'S NOT HIP HOP IT'S POP
'CAUSE I FOUND
A HELLA WAY TO FUSE IT WITH ROCK
SHOCK RAP WITH DOC THROW ON
LOSE YOURSELF AND MAKE 'EM
LOSE IT I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO MAKE SONGS LIKE THAT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WORDS
TO USE LET ME KNOW WHEN
IT OCCURS TO YOU WHILE I'M RIPPING
ANY ONE OF THESE VERSES DIVERSE
AS YOU IT'S CURTAINS I'M INADVERTENTLY
HURTING YOU HOW MANY VERSES
I GOTTA MURDER TO PROVE THAT
IF YOU'RE HALF AS NICE AT SONGS
YOU CAN SACRIFICE VIRGINS TOO
SCHOOL FLUNKIE PILL JUNKY
BUT LOOK AT THE ACCOLADES
THE SKILLS BRUNG ME FULL OF MYSELF
BUT STILL HUNGRY I BULLY MYSELF
'CAUSE I MAKE ME DO WHAT I PUT
MY MIND TO AND I'M A MILLION LEAGUES
ABOVE YOU ILL WHEN I SPEAK
IN TONGUES BUT IT'S STILL
TONGUE IN CHEEK **** YOU
I'M DRUNK SO SATAN
TAKE THE **** WHEEL
I'M ASLEEP IN THE FRONT SEAT
BUMPING HEAVY D AND THE BOYS
STILL CHUNKY BUT FUNKY BUT IN MY
HEAD THERE'S SOMETHING I CAN FEEL
TUGGING AND STRUGGLING
ANGELS FIGHT WITH DEVILS AND
HERE'S WHAT THEY WANT FROM ME
THEY ASKING ME TO ELIMINATE SOME
OF THE WOMEN HATE BUT IF YOU TAKE
INTO CONSIDERATION THE BITTER HATRED
THAT I HAD THEN YOU MAY BE
A LITTLE PATIENT AND MORE SYMPATHETIC
TO THE SITUATION AND UNDERSTAND
THE DISCRIMINATION BUT **** IT LIFE'S
HANDING YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
THEN BUT IF I CAN'T BATTER THE WOMEN
HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO
BAKE THEM A CAKE THEN
DON'T MISTAKE IT FOR SATAN
IT'S A FATAL MISTAKE
IF YOU THINK I NEED TO BE
OVERSEAS AND TAKE A VACATION
TO TRIP A BROAD AND MAKE HER FALL
ON HER FACE AND DON'T BE A RETARD
BE A KING THINK NOT WHY BE A KING
WHEN YOU CAN BE A GOD