Who came with two glocks
To terrorize your borough
Told you how to slap dips
And murder your girl
Gave you all the finger
And told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes
And still screamed fxxk the world
So come and kill me
While my name's hot
And shoot me twenty five times
In the same spot
Think I've got
A generation brainwashed
To pop pills and smoke pot
Till they brains rot
Stop they blood flow
Until they veins clot
I need a pain shot
And a shot of plain scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party
And drain pop
Shaved my armpits
And wore a tank top
Bad Boy I told you
That I can't stop
Gotta make 'em fear you
Before you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shxt
Or I'mma come and kill you
I got acid
I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother
When you need some new
Weed to set you free
You know me I'm your friend
When you need a minithin
(Slim Shady)
I'm Shady
I like happy things
I'm really calm and peaceful
I like birds bees
I like people
I like funny things
That make me happy and gleeful
Like when my teacher
Sucked my wee-wee in preschool
The ill type
I stab myselfwith a steel spike
While I blow my brain out
Just to see what it feels like
And this is how I am in real life
I don't want to just die
A normal death
I wanna be killed twice
How you wanna scare somebody
With a gun threat
When they're high off of drugs
They haven't even done yet
So bring the money by tonight
Cause your wife says this
Is the biggest knife
She ever saw in her life
I try to keep positive
And play it cool
Shoot up the playground
And tell the kids
To stay in school
Cause I'm the one
They can relate to
And look up to better
Tonight I think
I'll write my biggest fan
A fxxk you letter
I got acid
I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother
When you need some new
Weed to set you free
You know me I'm your friend
When you need a minithin
(Slim Shady)
I'm Shady
I listen to your demo tape
And act like I don't like it
Six months later you hear
Your lyrics on my shxt
People don't buy shxt no more
Theyjust dub it
That's why I'm still broke
And had the number one club hit
But they love it
When you make
Your business public
So fxxk it
I've got herpes
While we're on the subject
And if I told you
I had AlDS y'all would play it
Cause you stupid
Motherfxxkers think
I'm playing when I say it
I do take pills
Don't do speed
Don't do crack don't do coke
I do smoke weed
Don't do smack
I do do shrooms
Do drink beer
I just wanna make
A few things clear
My baby mama's not dead
She's still alive
And bxtching
And I don't have herpes
My dxck's just itching
It's not syphilis
And as for being AlDS infested
I don't know yet
I'm too scared to get tested
I got acid
I got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm your brother
When you need some new
Weed to set you free
You know me I'm your friend
When you need a minithin
(Slim Shady)
I'm Shady
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I told you I was Shady
Y'all didn't wanna believe me
I'm Shady
And that's my name