Here we go aga-ain,
from heroes to villains
Used to be your Romeo
but we both were jilted
A couple of times, so we
had a slippery slope
to deal with
But still, it
gave me hope
that we'll get
Through it together,
a severed earlobe
Mailed to you in
a E-N-V-elope
Would be dope, but
what kind of
lengths can you go?
Pull a Vincent van Gogh,
just to convince
a damn h*
To be a housewife
who outright lies
She's blackout drunk,
now she's backin'
out my drive
I ran outside,
why is she tryna act out?
She's just about my size,
hit me in the mouth twice
Guys
When someone
you'd die for
Sticks a steak knife in
your heart,
do you try more?
Another late night in,
she stumbles
through my door
Lets the daylight in
and all we do's fight more
And I ain't violent,
but she's goin'
through my drawers
To plant the K-Y in, I'm
gettin' accused by a w***e
Who smells like
St. Ides and who's prob'ly
screwed five more
Guys, sucked
eight-nine men
I'm takin' two-by-fours
to our eight-by-tens
B***h, it's you I tore
out the frame, I win
Put up a new high score,
beat this game I'm in
And here's some
two-ply for
when you date my friends
In order to wipe your
a*s when you
moved your bowels when
we renewed our vows,
this the thanks I get?
I'm waitin' for the day
I can hear you say,
"Marshall,
what a s***k I've been!"
"And there's a new guy,
you're being
replaced by him."
Got your tubes tied for him
got that boob job for him
Hurts me to my core,
but the pain I'm in
After you, I swore to
make the gray skies end
Here come the rays,
like when
you get a pay hike and
Am I the good guy or
do I just play like him
And hope that
he dumps you?
It's like a dream come
true, just to scream
"F**k you!"
Guess you take life
in the same way
you play dice then
'Cause you just look at
me and roll them
little snake eyes in
Since
Since you bought the jury,
they'll call me guilty
They'll call me guilty
You bought the jury,
they'll call me guilty
Even though you
know the real me
You can't beat a cheater,
convince a nonbeliever
And I ain't in my feelings,
I'm out
But I'll let you say that
you're the good guy
'Cause this ain't what
love looks like
You can't beat a cheater,
convince a nonbeliever
I ain't in my feelings,
I'm out
But I'll let you say that
you're the good guy
Play like you're
the good guy
Play like, play like,
play like you're
the good guy