THERE WAS ONLY
ME AND HER AND HIM
THE BAR WAS GIVIN'
LAST CALL
SO I THOUGHT I'D
MOVE ON IN
AND I WAS SLICK
AND FEELIN' LIKE A MAN
SO I TOOK THE STOOL
BETWEEN 'EM
ORDERED
ONE MORE ROUND
FOR ME AND HER
AND HIM
I PLACED
MY ARM ACROSS
THE BACK
OF HER BAR STOOL
AND I DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID
BUT AT THE TIME
IT SOUNDED COOL
SHE PUSHED
HER DRINK AWAY
AND NEVER LOOKED
AT ME
SHE JUST PAID THE TAB
TIPPED THE MAN
AND LEFT ME
SITTIN' THERE ALONE
WITH HIM
AND HE SAID
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES
AND THERE'S NOS
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN'
AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
WELL HE PUSHED
HIS OLD STRAW HAT BACK
AND HE GRINNED
AND HE SAID
AIN'T THEY ALL
A MYSTERY
HA HA SONNY IT'S A SIN
BUT THEY'RE ALL
SITTIN' ON THE WORLD
WE'RE TRYIN' TO WIN
OH BUT YOU KNOW
I LOVE A MYSTERY
SO LET'S DRINK
ANOTHER ROUND
TO YOU AND ME
AND THEM
AND HE SAID
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES
AND NOS AND
THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN'
AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND NOS
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN'
AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
I LOVE ALL THE GIRLS
AND THE WOMEN
AND THE LADIES
HE SAID THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND NOS
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN'
AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES