THERE WAS ONLY
ME AND HER AND HIM
THE BAR WAS GIVIN' LAST CALL
SO, I THOUGHT I'D MOVE ON IN
AND I WAS SLICK
AND FEELIN' LIKE THE MAN
SO, I TOOK
THE STOOL BETWEEN 'EM
ORDERED ONE MORE ROUND
FOR ME AND HER
AND HIM
I PLACED MY ARM ACROSS
THE BACK OF HER BARSTOOL
I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID
BUT AT THE TIME
IT SOUNDED COOL
SHE PUSHED HER DRINK AWAY
AND NEVER LOOKED AT ME
SHE JUST PAID HER TAB
TIPPED THE MAN
LEFT ME SITTIN' THERE ALONE
WITH HIM
AND HE SAID THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND THERE'S NOES
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN' AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
WELL, HE PUSHED HIS OLD STRAW
HAT BACK AND HE GRINNED
AND HE SAID AIN'T THEY ALL A
MYSTERY, SONNY, IT'S A SIN
BUT THEY'RE ALL SITTIN' ON
THE WORLD WE'RE TRYIN' TO WIN
AW, BUT YOU KNOW
I LOVE A MYSTERY
SO, LET'S DRINK ANOTHER ROUND
TO YOU AND ME
AND THEM
AND HE SAID THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND NOES
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN' AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND NOES
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN' AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
I LOVE ALL THE GIRLS
AND WOMEN AND THE LADIES
HE SAID THERE'S GIRLS
AND THERE'S WOMEN
AND THERE'S LADIES
THERE'S YESES AND NOES
AND THERE'S MAYBES
THERE'S TEASIN' AND PLEASIN'
THEY START LEARNIN'
WHEN THEY'RE BABIES
I LOVE ALL THE GIRLS
AND WOMEN AND THE LADIES