I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar
and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks
waiting for their chance
So come on now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals
mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks
and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more
than a handfull you'll see
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degees from both
Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See my figure was
chisled from stone
One more for the gal
then I'll escort her home
Come last call I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill
with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffner's
mansion to shame
With girls by the pool
and Italan sports cars
I'm just here in this
dump for the game
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
Ahh **** it Who am I ****tin'
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitley not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on honey
let me take you home
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled
and brown
in the trousers
She kissed me
And I only bought her one round