Before we begin
thank you
thank you, oh thank you
thank you
Thank you
I'm not a bad person
(I know)
I don't drink
and I don't kill
I got no evil habits
and I probably
never will
I don't sing like
Elvis Presley
(ah hoo hoo)
I can't dance
like Fred Astaire
But there's one thing
in my favour
(what?)
ha ha ha
I'm a millionaire
(That's beautiful)
And I got more money
than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich
old uncle died
and answered
all my prayers
But having
all this money
is gonna
bring me down
If you ain't
with me honey
to help me
spread it around
I could get myself
a nose job
I could diet
for a year
But I'll never be
Robert Redford
'cause I'm much
too fond of beer
Please don't
misunderstand me
it's not love
I'm trying to buy
It's just I got all
this here money
and I'm a pretty
ugly guy
But I got more money
than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich
old uncle died
and answered
all my prayers
But having
all this money
is gonna
bring me down
If you ain't
with me honey
to help me
spread it around
I don't mind
if you love me
for my money
If you love me
for whatever else
I've got
But accepting
all this stuff
I'm alone
in Fort Knox
I don't guess
I'm doing all that hot
but I got more money
than a horse has hairs
'Cause my rich
old uncle died
and answered
all my prayers
But having
all this money
is gonna
bring me down
If you ain't
with me honey
to help me
spread it around
Hey you
come here baby
Stop crying
put a quarter
in the jukebox
ha ha ha