(Frank)
(Dean)
I have heard among This clan
You are called
The forgotten man
Is that what they're sayin'?
Well did you evah
What a swell party this is
And have you heard
The story of
A boy a girl unrequited love
Sounds like pure soap opera
I may cry
Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
What frails what frocks
What broads
What furs what rocks
There beautiful
Why I've never seen such gaiety
Neither did I
Why, it's all just too
Too risque' really
This French champagne
Domestic
So good for the brain
...for the brain
That's what I was gonna say
You know you're
A brilliant fellow
Thank you
Drink up
Please don't
Eat that glass my friend
Have you heard
About dear Blanche
Got run down
By an avalanche
No!
But don't worry she's
a game girl, Ya know
Got up and finished fourth
This kid's got guts
Havin' a nice time
Grab a line
Have you heard
What now
That mimsy star
She got pinched
In the Astor bar
Sauced again, eh?
She was stoned
What a swell party this is
What a swell party this is
It's great
Ah it's great
It's grand
So grand
It's wuh huh huh huh huh huh
[BOTH]
Huh huh huh huh huh huh
Wonderland
La la (etc.)
La la... (etc.)
We sing
We sing
So rare
So rare
Like old Camembert
Like old Camembert
Like ba ba o rum
Bah buh buh buh bum
Don't dig that kinda
Croonin' chum
Have you heard
It's in the stars
Next July we collid
Next July we collid
With Mars
With Mars
Well did you evah
Well did you evah
What a swell party
What a swell party
A swell party
A swell party
A swellegant elegant
A swellegant elegant
Party this is
Party this is
I drink to your health
Nah let's drink
To your wealth
You're my bon ami
Ah liberty fraternity
Have you heard
Have you heard
It's in the stars
It's in the stars
Next July we collide
Next July we collide
With Mars
With Mars
Well did you evah
Well did you evah
What a swell party
What a swell party
Swell party
Swell party
Swellegant elegant
Swellegant elegant
Party this is
Party this is