TARZAN WASN'T A LADIES' MAN
HE'D JUST COME ALONG AND
SCOOP 'EM UP
UNDER HIS ARM LIKE THAT
QUICK AS A CAT IN THE JUNGLE
BUT CLARK KENT
NOW THERE WAS A REAL GENT
HE WOULD NOT BE CAUGHT
SITTIN' AROUND
IN NO JUNGLE-SCAPE
DUMB AS AN APE, DOIN' NOTHIN'
SUPERMAN NEVER
MADE ANY MONEY
FOR SAVIN' THE WORLD
FROM SOLOMON GRUNDY
AND SOMETIMES, I DESPAIR
THE WORLD WILL NEVER SEE
ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM
HEY, BOB
SUPE' HAD A STRAIGHT JOB
EVEN THOUGH HE COULD HAVE
SMASHED THROUGH ANY BANK
IN THE UNITED STATES
WELL, HE HAD THE STRENGTH
BUT HE WOULD NOT
THE FOLKS SAID
HIS FAMILY WERE ALL DEAD
THEIR PLANET CRUMBLED
BUT SUPERMAN
HE FORCED HIMSELF TO CARRY ON
FORGET KRYPTON AND KEEP GOIN'
SUPERMAN NEVER
MADE ANY MONEY
FOR SAVIN' THE WORLD
FROM SOLOMON GRUNDY
AND SOMETIMES, I DESPAIR
THE WORLD WILL NEVER SEE
ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM
TARZAN WAS KING OF THE JUNGLE
AND LORD OVER ALL THE APES
BUT HE COULD HARDLY STRING
TOGETHER FOUR WORDS
I, TARZAN, YOU, JANE
SOMETIMES WHEN SUPE'
WAS STOPPIN' CRIMES
I'LL BET THAT
HE WAS TEMPTED TO JUST QUIT
AND TURN HIS BACK ON MAN
JOIN TARZAN IN THE FOREST
BUT HE STAYED IN THE CITY
AND KEPT ON CHANGIN' CLOTHES
IN DIRTY OLD PHONEBOOTHS
'TIL HIS WORK WAS THROUGH
AND NOTHIN' TO DO
BUT GO ON HOME
SUPERMAN NEVER
MADE ANY MONEY
FOR SAVIN' THE WORLD
FROM SOLOMON GRUNDY
AND SOMETIMES, I DESPAIR
THE WORLD WILL NEVER SEE
ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM
AND SOMETIMES, I DESPAIR
THE WORLD WILL NEVER SEE
ANOTHER MAN LIKE HIM...