My redneck mother
sang Redneck Mother
Cookin' us kids
somethin' to eat
Daddy drank tequila
like Pancho Villa
When the Cowboys won
or they got beat
But that's Texas mm
That ol' Lone Star gravel
make an old truck rattle
Like a get-ya-boot bit
stepped-on snake
Lord have mercy
that ground gets thirsty
Better buy a Resistol
or find some shade
That's Texas
That's Texas
That's Texas
home of George Strait the king
Ain't no such thing
as chili with beans
That's Texas
hot as a flattop griddle
Ain't got a band
if ya ain't got a fiddle
That's Texas
with a capital T
If I can't go to Heaven
I got a plan B
And that's Texas
Yeah that's Texas
Them two step queens'll
bring ya to your knees
Yeah buddy
God sure blessed 'em
There's fifty states
but at the end of the day
There's one
that you don't mess with
That's Texas
home of Robert Earl Keen
Ain't no such thing
as chili with beans
That's Texas
hot as a flattop griddle
Ain't got a band
if ya ain't got a fiddle
That's Texas
with a capital T
If I can't go to Heaven
I got a plan B
And that's Texas
Yeah that's Texas
Tell 'em 'bout it boys
Where the night gets bright
When the stars come on
Where every bar
is a honky tonk
That's Texas
home of the CJB
Ain't no such thing
as chili with beans
That's Texas
hot as a flattop griddle
Ain't got a band
if ya ain't got a fiddle
That's Texas
with a capital T
If I can't go to Heaven
I got a plan B
And that's Texas
Yeah that's Texas
Come and take it boys yeah