A-WELL THE
LAST THING I NEED
IS A LAZY HOUSEWIFE
IF YOU'RE A-GONNA
LAY AROUND AND
SLEEP ALL DAY
YOU BETTER WORK
THIRD SHIFT ALL NIGHT
IN A CARPET MILL
OR A TRUCK STOP
EVEN IF IT'S FOR
MINIMUM WAGE
OR YOU CAN
GET YOURSELF
SOME PASTIES
AND GET UP THERE
ON THAT STAGE
NOW THE BAPTISTS WILL
LOOK DOWN ON YOU
BUT DON'T LISTEN TO
THEIR LIP
'CAUSE YOU CAN
DANCE BUTT NAKED
ON A BIG BRASS POLE
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
MAKIN' TIPS
'CAUSE I WANT A PAY-
CHECK
WOMAN DON'T WANT
NO WEL-
FARE BROAD
ALL THE CHICKS I DATE
ARE LAZY I SAY
HEY Y'ALL GET A JOB
YOU BETTER
BRING HOME
THE BACON
THEN FRY IT UP
WHEN YOU GET HOME
YOU CAN'T SIT
AND WATCH
SOAP OPERAS
WHILE I WORK HARD
ALL DAY LONG
SO HERE'S TO
ALL MY BROTHERS
OUT THERE
PULLIN' THAT O.T.
A-LET ME GET
A BIG HELL YEAH
FROM THE WORKIN' MEN
LIKE ME
HELL YEAH
EMPLOYEE DISCOUNTS
WELL THEY'RE REAL NICE
I HEAR
THE HEAD CASHIER
AT WAL-MART
CAN GET FISHIN' LURES
HALF-PRICE
AND THAT'S SEXY
A-REALLY SEXY
WHEN A WOMAN
SAVES MONEY
BUT WHAT REALLY
TURNS ME ON
IS A
TWO-INCOME FAMILY
SO EVEN
IF IT'S PART-TIME
BAGGIN' GROCERIES
AT THE STORE
YOU BETTER
GET OUT THERE AND
PUNCH THAT CLOCK
'CAUSE I'M SICK OF
BEIN' POOR
I WANT A PAY-
CHECK
WOMAN DON'T WANT
NO WEL-
FARE BROAD
ALL THE CHICKS I DATE
ARE LAZY I SAY
HEY Y'ALL GET A JOB
YOU BETTER
BRING HOME
THE BACON
THEN FRY IT UP
WHEN YOU GET HOME
YOU CAN'T LAY THERE
EATIN' BONBONS
WHILE I WORK HARD
ALL WEEK LONG
SO HERE'S TO
ALL THE WOMEN
WHO THINK MONEY
GROWS ON TREES
A-LET ME GET
A BIG HELL NO
FROM THE WORKIN' MENS
LIKE ME
HELL NO
I WANT A
PAYCHECK WOMAN
DON'T WANT NO
WELFARE BROAD
ALL THE CHICKS I DATE
ARE LAZY I SAY
HEY Y'ALL GET A JOB
YOU BETTER
BRING HOME
THE BACON
THEN FRY IT UP
WHEN YOU GET HOME
YOU CAN'T SIT
AND WATCH
SOAP OPERAS
WHILE I WORK HARD
ALL DAY LONG
SO HERE'S TO
ALL MY BROTHERS
OUT THERE
PUTTIN' IN FORTY
A-LET ME GET
A BIG HELL YEAH
FROM THE WORKIN' MEN
LIKE ME
HELL YEAH
HELL YEAH
HELL YEAH