California-sober
on the Highway 1
over on the shoulder
thought I saw some fun
lookin' for a ri.......de
Trouble in some daisies
holdin' out her thumb
stole some sucker's money
now she's on the
run and she
wanna get hi........gh
She said
"I'll take you
on a little trip
come on
give these lips a try"
She drank up
all my whiskey
blew down all my smoke
I became the punchline
of some cosmic joke
damn bottle was dr......y
kinda wanted to cry
She whispered
"Pull it over"
I said
"You're the boss"
In a southern drawl said
"Here's where I get off
I've enjoyed
our ti......me"
She said
"Baby give me
one more kiss
before I kiss
your ass goodbye"
Needed me some diesel
just to get back home
tried to pay the man
and found my money gone
had to bum a ri.......de
So if you see them
daisies walkin' 'round
son you best
just pass 'em by
And if you see a wallet
on the ground
bet your ass
that s**t is mine