Well it's hotter than ****
outside right now
It's 1 00 in the shade with the
sun beatin' down
Forecast callin' for some
more of the same
Well I can't fix that
But I can fix a drink
I turn on Fox News
And then CNN
But it's the same dang thing
all over again
The world's in the toilet
And the market's in the tank
Well I can't fix that
No but I can fix a drink
Pour it on ice
Mix it on up
And get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make you feel
like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is
tell me what you want
Put it to your lips
Take a little sip
And tell me what you think
Yeah I can fix a drink
You say you gotta broken
phone and a broken heart
The boss is on your back
And your truck won't start
None of your friends
wanna listen to Hank
Well I can't fix that
No but I can fix a drink
Pour it on ice
Mix it on up
And get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make you feel
like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is
tell me what you want
Put it to your lips
Take a little sip
And tell me what you think
Yeah I can fix a drink
Now I don't know
what's goin' on with you
But if you got some cheap
whisky and some
Mountain Dew
Malibu Cuervo
Coke in a cup
Brother I can hook you up
I can fix a drink
Pour it on ice
Mix it on up
And get'cha feelin' right
I can get'cha buzzed
I can get'cha smilin'
I can make you feel
like you're sittin' on an island
I can make it fruity
or I can make it strong
All you gotta do is
tell me what you want
Put it to your lips
Take a little sip
And tell me what you think
Yeah I can fix a drink
Yeah eah eah
I can fix a drink