Give 'em the old
razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act
with lots of flash in it
and the reaction
will be passionate
Give 'em the
old hocus poeus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see
with sequins
in their eyes?
What if your hinges
all are rusting?
What if in fact
you're just disgusting
Razzle dazzle 'em
and they'll never
get wise
Give 'em the
old razzle dazzle
Give 'em a show
that's so
splendiferous
Row after row will
grow vociferous
Give 'em the old
flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they
hear the truth
above the roar....
Throw 'em a fake
and a Finagle
They'll never know
you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle 'em
and they'll beg you
for more...
Give 'em the old
razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days
of old Methusaleh
everyone loves the
big bamboozaler
Give 'em the old
three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in
trouble go in to
your dance
Though you are stiffer
than a girder they'll
let you get away
Razzle dazzle 'em
and you got
a romance...
Give 'em the
old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act
that's unassailable
They'll wait a year
till you're available
Give 'em the old
double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the
first rate sorcerer
you are....
Long as you keep 'em
way off balance
How can they spot
you got no talents
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
and they'll make you
a star.....