Sometimes I'm right
Sometimes I'm wrong
But he doesn't care
He'll string along
He loves me so
That funny
honey of mine...
Sometimes I'm down
Sometimes up
But he follows 'round
like some
droopy-eyed pup
He loves me so
That funny
honey of mine
He ain't no sheik
That's no
great physique
Lord knows he ain't
got the smarts
Oh but look at
that soul
I tell you that whole
is a whole lot greater
than the sum
of his parts
And if you knew
him like me
I know you'd agree
What if the world
slandered my name?
Why he'd be
right there
taking the blame
He loves me so
And it all
suits me fine...
That funny sunny
Honey hubby
of mine
He loves me so
That funny
honey of mine
He loves me so
That funny
honey of mine
Lord knows he ain't
got the smarts
Now he's
shot off his trap
I can't stand
that sap
Look at him go
Rattin' on me
With just one more
brain what a half
wit he'd be
If they string me up
I'll know
I'll know who
bought the twine
That scummy
crummy dummy
hubby of mine...