MOTHER PHONED UP LAST NIGHT
SHE WAS GOIN' SPARE
SHE WAS IN A TEMPER
PULLIN' OUT HER HAIR
YOUR SISTER'S COURTIN'
A SCRUFFY-LOOKIN' TED
FATHER DON'T GIVE A MONKEYS
AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I SAID TO ME MOTHER
LET ME HAVE A TALK TO DAD
SO, HE COMES TO THE TELEPHONE
HE WASN'T HALF MAD
SAYS SHE'S GOT NO SENSE
THE SILLY LITTLE COW
AND IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
THERE'S GONNA BE A ROW
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE
AND ALL HE'S NEVER GOT A JOB
HE HANGS AROUND
THE BETTIN' SHOP
THE LAZY LITTLE YOB
MOTHER SAYS CALM DOWN, DAD
HE'S ALRIGHT
BUT THEY'RE OUT THERE
SNOGGIN' IN THE
PASSAGE ALL NIGHT
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
YOU'D THINK HE WAS A TRAMP
WITH THE STUBBLE ON HIS CHIN
HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
THAT THE CAT'S BROUGHT IN
NEVER GOT NO MONEY
SMOKES ALL MY FAGS
GOT HOLES IN HIS SOLES
AND HE'S HANGIN' IN RAGS
ON TOP OF THAT
HE SAID TO TELL YOU
WHY I'VE GOT THE 'UMP
SHE HAD A SKINNY LITTLE BELLY
NOW IT'S STICKIN' OUT THE FRONT
THERE'S NOTHING SEEMS TO
FIT HER, SHE'S BEEN
RUNNIN' OUT OF CLOTHES
AND IF HE'S BEEN
TAKIN' LIBERTIES
TO PUNCH HIM ON THE NOSE
BUT I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
I GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
SIDEBOARD HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
SIDEBOARD HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
I GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE
I'VE GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
IN THE SIDEBOARD HERE
I GOT MY BEER
LET MOTHER SORT IT OUT
I DON'T CARE
IF HE COMES 'ROUND HERE