RIGHT NOW
HE'S PROBABLY
SLOW DANCING
WITH A BLEACHED
BLONDE TRAMP
AND SHE'S PROBABLY
GETTING FRISKY
RIGHT NOW
HE'S PROBABLY
BUYING HER SOME
FRUITY LITTLE DRINK
'CAUSE SHE CAN'T
SHOOT A WHISKEY
RIGHT NOW
HE'S PROBABLY UP
BEHIND HER
WITH A POOL STICK
SHOWING HER HOW
TO SHOOT A COMBO
AND HE DON'T KNOW
I DUG MY KEY
INTO THE SIDE
OF HIS PRETTY
LITTLE SOUPED UP
FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
CARVED MY NAME
INTO HIS
LEATHER SEATS
I TOOK A
LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
SLASHED A HOLE
IN ALL FOUR TIRES
MAYBE NEXT TIME
HE'LL THINK
BEFORE HE CHEATS
RIGHT NOW
SHE'S PROBABLY
UP SINGING SOME
WHITE TRASH VERSION
OF SHANIA KARAOKE
RIGHT NOW
SHE'S PROBABLY
SAYING I'M DRUNK
AND HE'S A THINKING
THAT HE'S GONNA
GET LUCKY
RIGHT NOW
HE'S PROBABLY
DABBING ON
THREE DOLLARS
WORTH OF THAT
BATHROOM POLO
AND HE
DON'T KNOW
THAT I DUG MY KEY
INTO THE SIDE
OF HIS PRETTY
LITTLE SOUPED UP
FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
CARVED MY NAME
INTO HIS
LEATHER SEATS
I TOOK A
LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
SLASHED A HOLE
IN ALL FOUR TIRES
MAYBE NEXT TIME
HE'LL THINK
BEFORE HE CHEATS
I MIGHT'VE SAVED
A LITTLE TROUBLE
FOR THE NEXT GIRL
'CAUSE THE
NEXT TIME
THAT HE CHEATS
OH YOU KNOW IT
WON'T BE ON ME
NO NOT ON ME
'CAUSE I DUG MY KEY
INTO THE SIDE
OF HIS PRETTY
LITTLE SOUPED UP
FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
CARVED MY NAME
INTO HIS
LEATHER SEATS
I TOOK A
LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
SLASHED A HOLE
IN ALL FOUR TIRES
MAYBE NEXT TIME
HE'LL THINK
BEFORE HE CHEATS
OH MAYBE
NEXT TIME
HE'LL THINK
BEFORE HE CHEATS
OH BEFORE
HE CHEATS
OH