There is no trick
To a Can-Can
It is so simple
To do
When you once kick
To a Can-Can
'Twill be so easy
For you
If a lady
In lran can
If a shady
African can
If a jap with
A slap of
Her fan can
Baby you can
Can-Can too
If an English
Dapper Dan can
If an lrish
Callahan can
If in Cannes
Ev'ry tan
Courtesan can
Baby you can
Can-Can too
If in Deauville
Ev'ry swell can
It is so simple
To do
If Debussy
And Ravel can
'Twill be so
Easy for you
If the Louvre
Custodian can
If the Guard
Republican can
If Van Gogh
And Matisse
And Cezanne can
Baby you can
Can-Can too
If a chief in
The Sudan can
If the hefty
Aga Khan can
If in Lesbos
A pure Lesbian can
Baby you can
Can-Can too
(There is no trick)
(To a Can-Can)
(lt is so simple)
(To do)
(When you once)
(Kick to)
(A Can-Can)
('Twill be so)
(Easy for you)
If a slow
Mohammedan can
(lf a kilted)
(Scottish)
(Clan can)
(lf in Wagner)
(A Valkyrian can)
(Baby you can)
(Can-Can too)
If a lass in
Michigan can
If an ass in
Astrakhan can
(lf a bass in the)
(Saskatchewan can)
(Baby you can)
(Can-Can too)
If a bass in the
Saskatchewan can
Baby you can
Can-Can too