SATURDAY NIGHT
AND YOU'RE STILL
HANGING AROUND
TIRED OF LIVING
IN YOUR
ONE HORSE TOWN
YOU'D LIKE TO FIND
A LITTLE
HOLE IN THE GROUND
FOR AWHILE MMM
SO YOU
GO TO THE VILLAGE
IN YOUR TIE DYE JEANS
AND YOU
STARE AT THE JUNKIES
AND THE CLOSET QUEENS
IT'S JUST LIKE SOME
PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE
AND YOU SMILE
CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
YOUR SISTER'S GONE OUT
SHE'S ON A DATE
YOU JUST SIT AT HOME
AND MASTURBATE
YOUR PHONE IS GONNA
RING SOON
BUT YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE CALL
MMM
SO YOU
STAND ON THE CORNER
IN YOUR NEW
ENGLISH CLOTHES
AND YOU LOOK
SO POLISHED
FROM YOUR HAIR
DOWN TO YOUR TOES
OH BUT
STILL YOUR FINGER'S
GONNA PICK YOUR NOSE
AFTER ALL
BUT CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
SO YOU DECIDE
TO TAKE A HOLIDAY
YOU GOT YOUR TAPE DECK
AND YOUR BRAND NEW
CHEVROLET
AH BUT THERE'S
NO PLACE T0 GO ANYWAY
AND WHAT FOR
MMM
SO YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
AH BUT NOTHING'S COOL
THEY JUST FOUND
YOUR FATHER
IN THE SWIMMING POOL
AND YOU GUESS
YOU WON'T BE GOING
BACK TO SCHOOL
ANYMORE
BUT CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
SO YOU
PLAY YOUR ALBUMS
AND YOU
SMOKE YOUR POT
AND YOU
MEET YOUR GIRLFRIEND
IN THE PARKING LOT
OH BUT
STILL YOU'RE ACHING
FOR THE THINGS
YOU HAVEN'T GOT
WHAT WENT WRONG
AND IF YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND
WHY YOUR WORLD
IS SO DEAD
AND WHY YOU'VE GOT TO
KEEP IN STYLE
AND FEED YOUR HEAD
WELL YOU'RE TWENTY-ONE
AND STILL YOUR MOTHER
MAKES YOUR BED
AND THAT'S TOO LONG
BUT CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
YEAH CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
WELL NOW CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
YEAH CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU HIGH
TONIGHT
AND TAKE YOU TO
YOUR SPECIAL ISLAND
WELL NOW CAPTAIN JACK
WILL GET YOU BY
TONIGHT
JUST A LITTLE PUSH
AND YOU'LL BE SMILIN'
YEAH YEAH