Texas Hold 'Em (Bossa Nova) Karaoke

THIS AIN'T TEXAS

AIN'T NO HOLD 'EM

SO LAY YOUR

CARDS DOWN DOWN

DOWN DOWN

SO PARK YOUR LEXUS

AND THROW

YOUR KEYS UP

AND STICK AROUND 'ROUND

'ROUND 'ROUND 'ROUND

AND I'LL BE DAMNED

IF I CAN'T SLOW

DANCE WITH YOU

COME POUR SOME

SUGAR ON ME

HONEY TOO

IT'S A

REAL LIFE BOOGIE

AND A

REAL LIFE HOEDOWN

DON'T BE A BITCH,

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR

NOW WOO HUH

THERE'S A TORNADO

IN MY CITY

HIT THE BASEMENT

THAT SHIT

AIN'T PRETTY

RUGGED WHISKEY

'CAUSE WE SURVIVIN'

OFF THE RED CUP KISSES

SWEET REDEMPTION

PASSIN' TIME YEAH

WOO WOO WOO WOO

ONE STEP

TO THE RIGHT

WE HEADIN'

TO THE DIVE BAR WE

ALWAYS THOUGHT

WAS NICE

WOO WOO WOO WOO

RUN ME

TO THE LEFT

THEN SPIN ME

IN THE MIDDLE BOY

I CAN'T

READ YOUR MIND

THIS AIN'T TEXAS

AIN'T NO HOLD 'EM

SO LAY YOUR

CARDS DOWN DOWN

DOWN DOWN

SO PARK YOUR LEXUS

AND THROW

YOUR KEYS UP

AND STICK AROUND

'ROUND 'ROUND

'ROUND 'ROUND

AND I'LL BE DAMNED

IF I CAN'T

SLOW DANCE WITH YOU

COME POUR

SOME SUGAR ON ME

HONEY TOO

IT'S A

REAL LIFE BOOGIE

AND A REAL

LIFE HOEDOWN

DON'T BE A BITCH

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW

DAMNED IF I

CAN'T SLOW

DANCE WITH YOU

COME POUR SOME

SUGAR ON ME

HONEY TOO

IT'S A

REAL LIFE BOOGIE

AND A

REAL LIFE HOEDOWN

DON'T BE A BITCH

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW

WOO HOO

WOO HOO

WOO HOO

THERE'S A HEATWAVE

COMING AT US

TOO HOT TO

THINK STRAIGHT

TOO COLD TO PANIC

ALL OF

THE PROBLEMS

JUST FEEL DRAMATIC

AND NOW

WE'RE RUNNIN'

TO THE FIRST SPOT

THAT WE FIND YEAH

WOO WOO WOO WOO

ONE STEP

TO THE RIGHT

WE HEADED

TO THE DIVE BAR

WE ALWAYS

THOUGHT WAS NICE

WOO WOO WOO WOO

YOU RUN

TO THE LEFT

JUST WORK ME

IN THE MIDDLE BOY

I CAN'T

READ YOUR MIND

THIS AIN'T TEXAS

AIN'T NO HOLD 'EM

SO LAY YOUR

CARDS DOWN DOWN

DOWN DOWN

SO PARK YOUR LEXUS

AND THROW

YOUR KEYS UP

AND STICK AROUND

'ROUND 'ROUND

'ROUND 'ROUND

AND I'LL BE DAMNED

IF I CAN'T

SLOW DANCE WITH YOU

COME POUR

SOME SUGAR ON ME

HONEY TOO

IT'S A

REAL LIFE BOOGIE

AND A

REAL LIFE HOEDOWN

DON'T BE A BITCH

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW

DAMNED IF I

CANNOT DANCE

WITH YOU

COME POUR

SOME LIQUOR ON ME

HONEY TOO

IT'S A

REAL LIFE BOOGIE

AND A

REAL LIFE HOEDOWN

DON'T BE A BITCH

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW

HOOPS SPURS BOOTS

TO THE FLOOR NOW

TUCK BACK OOPS

SHOOT

COME TAKE IT

TO THE FLOOR NOW OOH

I'LL BE DAMNED

IF I CANNOT

DANCE WITH YOU

BABY POUR THAT

SUGAR AND LIQUOR

ON ME TOO

SOLARGENIC

PHOTOGENIC SHOOT