RIGHT, SAID FRED
BOTH OF US TOGETHER
ONE EACH END
AND STEADY AS WE GO
TRIED TO SHIFT IT
COULDN'T EVEN LIFT IT
WE WAS GETTIN' NOWHERE
AND SO, WE
HAD A CUPPA TEA AND
RIGHT, SAID FRED
GIVE A SHOUT FOR CHARLIE
UP COMES CHARLIE
FROM THE FLOOR BELOW
AFTER STRAININ'
HEAVIN' AND COMPLAININ'
WE WAS GETTIN' NOWHERE
AND SO, WE
HAD A CUPPA TEA AND
CHARLIE HAD A THINK
AND HE THOUGHT WE OUGHT TO
TAKE OFF ALL THE HANDLES
AND THE THINGS
WHAT HELD THE CANDLES
BUT IT DID NO GOOD, WELL
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD
ALL RIGHT, SAID FRED
HAVE TO TAKE THE FEET OFF
TO GET THEM FEET OFF
WOULDN'T TAKE A MO
TOOK ITS FEET OFF, EVEN TOOK
THE SEAT OFF, SHOULD HAVE
GOT US SOMEWHERE, BUT NO...
SO, FRED SAID
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER CUPPA TEA
AND WE SAID, RIGHT-O
ALL RIGHT, SAID FRED
HAVE TO TAKE THE DOOR OFF
NEED MORE SPACE TO SHIFT
THE SO-AND-SO
HAD BAD TWINGES
TAKIN' OFF THE HINGES
AND IT GOT US NOWHERE
AND SO, WE
HAD A CUPPA TEA AND
RIGHT, SAID FRED
HAVE TO TAKE THE WALL DOWN
THAT THERE WALL
IS GONNA HAVE TO GO
HE TOOK THE WALL DOWN
EVEN WITH IT ALL DOWN
WE WAS GETTIN' NOWHERE
AND SO, WE
HAD A CUPPA TEA AND
CHARLIE HAD A THINK
AND HE SAID, LOOK FRED
I'VE GOT A SORT OF FEELIN'
IF WE REMOVE THE CEILIN'
WITH A ROPE OR TWO
WE COULD DROP
THE BLIGHTER THROUGH
ALL RIGHT, SAID FRED
CLIMBIN' UP A LADDER
WITH HIS CROWBAR
GAVE A MIGHTY BLOW
WAS HE IN TROUBLE, HALF
A TONNE OF RUBBLE LANDED
ON THE TOP OF HIS DOME...
SO, CHARLIE AND ME
HAD ANOTHER CUPPA TEA
AND THEN WE WENT HOME
Spoken...
I SAID TO CHARLIE
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO LEAVE IT
STANDIN' ON THE LANDIN'
THAT'S ALL
YOU SEE THE TROUBLE
WITH FRED IS HE'S
HE'S TOO HASTY
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET NOWHERE
IF YOU'RE TOO HASTY