Alcohol
My permanent accessory
Alcohol
A party-time necessity
Alcohol
alternitive to
feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol
I still drink
to your health
I love you more
than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte
Screw the rasberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you
A G&T for me
Alcohol your songs resolve
like my life never will
When someone else
is picking up the bill
I love you more
than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive me
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
I thought that alcohol
was just for those
with nothing else to do
I thought that drinking
just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know
that there's a time
and there's a place
where I can choose
To walk the fine line
between self-control
and self-abuse
I love you more
than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
And would you please ignore
that you found me
on the floor
Trying on your camisole
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive me
While I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
Would you please forgive me
Would you please forgive me