Trousers dragging
slowly dragging
through the street
Yes I'm walking
but I'm walking
without feet
I'm not finding
fault at all
with what's too big
and what's too small
But Sam
Sam you promised me
both ends would meet
You made the coat
and vest
fit the best
You made the lining
nice and strong
but Sam
you made the pants
too long...
You made
the peak lapel
look so swell
Who am I
to say you're wrong?
but Sam
you made the pants
too long...
They got the belt
and they got
suspenders
so what can
they lose?
But what good are belts
and what good
suspenders
When the pants
are hanging over
the shoes?
You feel a winter
breeze
Up and down
the knees
the belt is where
the tie belongs
'Cause Sam, Sam, Sam
you made the pants
too long......
Know what I mean
Sam!