There's a place where
everyone can be happy
It's the most beautiful place
in the whole fucking world
It's made of candy canes and
planes and bright red
choo-choo trains
And the meanest little boys
the most innocent little girls
And you know
I wish that I could go there
It's a road that
I have not found
And I wish you
the best of luck dear
Just drop a card or letter
to my side of town
'Cause there's no more time
for fussing and fighting
my friend
But baby I'm amazed at
the hate that you can send
And you
painted my entire world
But I
don't have the turpentine
to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it
There's a place where
everyone can be right
Even though you remain
determined to be opposed
Admittance requires
no qualifications
It's where everyone has been
and where everybody goes
So please try
not to be impatient
For we all hate
standing in line
And when the farm is
good and bought you'll be
there without a thought
And eternity my friend
is a long fucking time
As there's no time
for fussing and fighting
my friend
But baby I'm amazed by
the hate that you can send
And you
painted my entire world
But I
don't have the turpentine
to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it