I was heading for
my mountain home
Where all the ladies'
names are Joan
Where husbands work
back late at night
Hopes are up
for trousers down
with a hostess on
a business flight
A taxi in a
Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's
coming out alive
The garden
it is dorsetted
That lady,
she's so corseted
She's got fifteen
ways to lead
that boy astray
He thinks he's
one and only
but that lovely
she's so lonely
She pumps him full
of breakfast and she
sends him on his way
What a
sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap
tent show
Oh no no no no no
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Silently she opens
the drawer
Mother's little helper
is coming out for more
Strategically positioned
before the midday show
Her back is arched
those lips are parched
Repeated blow by blow
Later at the party
where all the MP's rave
About the hummers
she's been giving
and the money
that they save
To her it is skin lotion
for his promotion to
that flat in surfer's
paradise
with the ocean view
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap
tent show
Oh no no no no no
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Yeah
Light up, light up yeah
Light up my baby
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
light up, light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up