Despair to the
point where they provoke
The punchline before
they have told the joke
The sheer desperation
to be seen
staring at the
television screen
Despair to the point
where they provoke
You to tell the f*****g
punchline before you
have told the joke
Sorry sunshine
it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the
top one hundred list
And it's the thousandth
time and it's even bolder
don't be surprised
when you get bent over
He told ya that you
were gagging for it
She saw it and she
grabbed it and it
wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream
of making it
whatever that means
Another variation
on a theme
a tangle on the television
and the magazine
D'you reckon that
they do it for a joke?
D'you reckon that they
make 'em take an oath?
that says
"We are defenders
Of any poseur or
professional pretender
around"
When did your list
replace the
twist and turn?
Ah the fist
Replaced the kissed-on
concern and if you're
bothered I don't
want your prayers
Save it for
the morning after
And it's the
thousandth time
and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised
when you get bent over
He told ya
that you were
gagging for it
Let's have a game
on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough
can I have it quicker?
Already thick and
you're getting thicker
Let's have a game
on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough
can I have it quicker?
Already thick and
you're getting thicker
Assuming that all
things are equal
who'd want to be
men of the people
When there's
people like you?