I heard the sound
of your bike
as your wheels hit
the gravel
Then your engine
in the driveway
cutting off
And I pushed
through the screen door
and I stood out
on the porch
Thinking fight fight fight
at all costs
But instead
I let you in
Just like
I've always done
I sat you down
and offered you a beer
And across
the kitchen table
I fired several rounds
But you were still
sitting there
when the smoke cleared
And you came
crawling back to say
that you want
to make good in the end
And oh oh let me
count the ways
that I abhor you
And you were
never a good lay
And you were
never a good friend
But oh
oh what can I say
I adore you
Oh oh oh-oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh-yeah
Maa oh oh-oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh
All I need is my leathers
one t-shirt and two socks
I'll keep my hands warm
in your pockets
and you can use
the engine block
And we'll ride out
to California
with my arms
around your chest
And I'll pretend
that this is real
'cuz this is
what I like best
And you've been
juggling two women
like a stupid circus clown
Telling us both
we are the one
And maybe you can keep me
from ever being happy
But you're not gonna
stop me from having fun
So let's go
before I change my mind
Leave the luggage
of all your lies behind
'Cuz I am bigger than
everything that came before
And you were
never very kind
And you let me
way down every time
But oh
oh what can I say
I adore you
Ah ah ah-ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah
oh-yeah
Maa ah ah-ah ah
ah ah ah ah
Maa ah ah-ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah
oh-yeah
Maa ah ah-ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah
I heard the sound
of your bike
as your wheels hit
the gravel
Then your engine
in the driveway
cutting off
Yeah hey-hey-hey oh
Hey-hey-hey oh
Hey-hey-hey oh