HE TALKS TO HIMSELF
WHEN HE'S
ALL STRESSED OUT
AND HE DON'T EVEN
KNOW HE DOES
HE FORGETS HIS NUMBER
AT THE ATM
LEAST ONCE EVERY
COUPLE OF MONTHS
HE HATES CROWDS
AND STORMS
HE'S THE MOST
IMPATIENT PERSON
I KNOW
BUT HE STOOD
IN THE RAIN
FOR TOBY KEITH TICKETS
SO ME AND MY FRIENDS
COULD GO
SOMETIMES HE TALKS
OUT OF HIS HEAD
'BOUT ME AND HIM
JETTIN' OFF TO CANCUN
I SAY BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD ALL THAT
HE SAYS BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD NOT TO
HE'S GOT THIS KINDA
ALTER EGO
WITH A FAKE ACCENT
WHEN THE LIGHTS
ARE LOW
HE'S A LUNATIC BUT HE'S
NUTS ABOUT ME
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY TO BE
4 BAR
BREAK
IF YOU GIVE HIM THE SIGN
HE'LL CHANNEL
MICK JAGGER
AND DANCE AROUND
THE LIVIN' ROOM
NOW HE'S ALL
FREAKED OUT
'CAUSE THE INTERNET
SAYS
WE NEVER WALKED ON
THE MOON
HE HATES MUSHY STUFF
HE ALWAYS MAKES
THAT GAG-ME FACE
BUT HE SENDS
MY MAMA FLOWERS
EVERY YEAR
ON MY BIRTHDAY
SOMETIMES HE TALKS
OUT OF HIS HEAD
'BOUT ME AND HIM
JETTIN' OFF TO CANCUN
I SAY BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD ALL THAT
HE SAYS BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD NOT TO
HE'S BEEN THINKIN'
'BOUT LITTLE LEAGUES
SAYS WE BETTER
GET STARTED
I WANT A WHOLE TEAM
HE'S A LUNATIC BUT HE'S
NUTS ABOUT ME
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY TO BE
8 BAR
INSTRUMENTAL
BREAK
SOMETIMES HE TALKS
OUT OF HIS HEAD
'BOUT A SUMMER HOUSE
WITH AN OCEAN VIEW
I SAY BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD ALL THAT
HE SAYS BABY WE CAN'T
AFFORD NOT TO
HE'S GOT THIS KINDA
ALTER EGO
HE'S A LATIN LOVER
THE GIGOLO
HE'S A LUNATIC BUT HE'S
NUTS ABOUT ME
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY
THAT'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY TO BE
HE'S A GOOD
KINDA CRAZY