Burn the books
They've got too many
names and psychoses
All this incriminating evidence
would surely haunt me
if someone broke into my house
Suits in the living room
Do you realize guys I was
born in nineteen seventy-four
We've got someone here to
explain your publishing
We know how much you love to be
in front of audiences
Hopeful
you are
Schoolbound
you are
Naive
you are
Driven
you are
Take a trip to New York
with your guardian
and your fake identification
When they say is there something
anything you'd like to know young lady
You say yes I'd like to know
what kind of people I'll be dealing with
Precocious
you are
Headstrong
you are
Terrified
you are
Ahead of your time
you are
Don't mind our staring
but we're surprised you're not in
in a far-gone asylum
We're surprised you didn't crack up
Lord knows that we would've
We would've liked to have been there
but you keep pushing us away
Resilient
you are
Big time
you are
Ruthless
you are
Precious
you are are
La-da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-la-la
La-la-la-ah