What's that runnin
'round in here
Uh
Up in Harlem at
a table for two
Well there were the
four of us baby
Me your big feet
and you
From your ankles up
I'll say you sure are sweet
But from there down
baby you're just
too much feet
Oh your feet's too big
Don't want you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Mad at you
'Cause your feet's
too big
I really hate you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Na na na na na
Oh ah ah
Where'd you get 'em
Ah ah ah
Your girl
She likes you
She said she
thnks you're nice
She says you got what
it takes to take
her to paradise
Well yeah
She likes your face
Says she loves your rig
but ah look at 'em
Look at 'em
Your feet's
too big
Oh your feet's
too big
Don't want you
'cause your feet's too big
Mad at you
'Cause your feet's
too big
I really hate you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Your pedal extremities
are colossal
To me you look
just like a fossil
You got me walkin'
talkin' and squawking
'Cause your feet's
too big
Can't go nowhere
with you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Can't get into bed
next to you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Look at 'em
Look at 'em spread all
'cross the floor my
When you go and die
ain't nobody gonna sob
The undertaker's gonna
have quite a job
You gonna look
funny when they lay
you in the casket
Look at them
big feet
stickin' up out
the basket
Oh your feet's too big
Don't want you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Mad at you
'Cause your feet's
too big
I really hate you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Ah your feet's too big
Mad at you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Can't use you
'Cause your feet's
too big
I really hate you
'Cause your feet's
too big
Your pedal extremities
are obnoxious
yeah