I was gonna
Clean my room
Until I got high
I was gonna get up
And find the broom
But then I got high
My room is
Still messed up
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go
To class
Before I got high
I coulda cheated
And
I coulda passed
But I got high
I am taking it
Next semester
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
I was gonna
Go to work
But then I got high
I just got
A new promotion
But I got high
Now I'm selling
Dope
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go
To court
Before I got high
I was gonna pay
My child support
But then I got high
They took
My whole paycheck
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
'Cause I got high
I wasn't gonna
Run from the cops
But I was high
I was gonna
Pull right over
And stop
But I was high
Now I am a
Paraplegic
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna
Pay my car note
Until I got high
I wasn't gonna
Gamble on the boat
But then
I got high
Now the tow truck
Is pulling away
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna
Make love to you
But then I got high
I was gonna
Eat yo pussy too
But then I got high
Now I'm jacking off
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my
Entire life
Because I got high
I lost my
Kids and wife
Because I got high
Now I'm sleeping
On the sidewalk
And I know why
Why man? hey, hey
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'm gonna stop
Singing this song
Because I'm high
I'm singing this
Whole thing wrong
Because I'm high
And if I don't
Sell one copy
I'll know why
Why man? hey, hey
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
Are you really
High old man...