I'm dancin' on
the White House lawn
Sipping tea by
the Taj Mahal at dawn
Hangin' round
the gardens of Babylon
Minnie Mouse
has got it all sewn up
She gets more fan
mail than the Pope
She takes the mickey
out of all my phobias
Like signin' cheques
to ward off double
pneumonia
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold
Lasagne
Suspended in
deep freeze
I'm leanin' on
the Tower of Pisa
Had an eyeful of
the tower in France
I'm hangin' round
the gardens of Madison
The seat of learnin'
And the flush of success
Relieves a constipated
mind
I'm like a gourmet
in a skid row diner
A fittin' menu
for a dilettante
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze
Love is a fire
of flamin' brandy
Upon a crepe suzette
Let's get this romance
cookin', honey
But let us not forget
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in
deep freeze
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in
deep freeze
Love is a fire
of flamin' brandy
Upon a crepe suzette
Let's get this romance
cookin', honey
But let us not forget
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in
deep freeze
Life is a minestrone
Served up with
parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze